I noticed in the latest round of Kyle drivel on the news that he opts for a golden microphone. Frankly the only person who deserves the golden microphone accolade is John Laws. The reason he got it was due to the fact he managed to stay on the radio for more than 50 years. Something I highly doubt King Kyle Sandilands will enjoy, in fact I'm hoping he never get's another fifty seconds. Love John Laws or loath him he managed to stay on air for a very long time and was number 1 for most of it - so perhaps he was doing something right. Apart from this gibe against radio the goose call's his company "King Kyle Productions" God and I thought I had an ego problem. So the only thing left to do is play a song with him in mind. Perhaps if we all put together a collection we could convince one of those up and coming "Pop Corn Gangsters" from Melbourne who wants to make a name for himself that what Bon so rightly termed a "dirty deed" no doubt could be done dirt cheap and he could be our back door man for a fee.
Of course I'm just a humble law abiding housewife so what would I know? but I'm sure someone else could try and work it out. Having said that the infamous criminal Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read was once asked to knock Warwick Capper at a football match in Melbourne. He said he thought about it but then declined as he knew Capper would eventually disappear into the ether as he had no talent. This perhaps goes a long to explaining why King Kyle isn't on the missing list what with intellectual hit men roaming the streets it isn't any wonder.
Note: Stage divers on Countdown and the fact Bon was in fact playing "live", Oh how 1976!
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