Went out with friends to my favorite Japanese restaurant, went to the rest rooms and had the following exchange with a Gen Y.
(Whilst seated in the lavatory the lovely young lady in the receptacle beside me could be heard vomiting, later whilst washing my hands I spotted said young lady also washing her hands next to me the following exchange took place)
Me: Bad Night?
Her: Yes
Me: Feeling ill you poor pet?
Her: Yes
Me: Oh
Her: Yeah but it like shits me when people like don't tell you what you are like eating as a joke!
Me: Raw Fish?
Her: Like yeah its like totally not funny at all!
Me: A Ha...
Me: (In my head) The rather large sign out the front of the place in neon lights with the words JAPANESE didnt give you a hint, Oh Fuck what unleashed hell have we got on our hands with the under 25 set when they dont know JAPANESE = RAW FISH!
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